According to ‘The Guardian’:
1. Living alone, or owning a home.
2. Finding a long-term partner, and living together.
3. Working in a full-time, permanent job.
4. Having children.
5. Saving for the future.
SOLUTION: CHEER THE FUCK UP
1. Live communally and cooperatively, abolish the regime of private property.
2. Overturn centuries of compulsory monogamy, and the expectation to merge lives.
3. Destroy the wage relation’s position as the only way to meet human needs.
4. Reconfigure the idea of ‘family’ - distribute childrearing across social roles.
5. Storm the gates of heaven, revolt and communise, live within the communist millennium.

